《老外怎麼看》小組賽賽第四日：過去幾年我們靠G2帶飛EU賽區

GAME 1：JDG vs G2

apparently the EU playbook for worlds is “give LPL botlane sivir yuumi and then proceed to feed it”

- YUUMI DELENDA EST

- Yuumi mind controlling EU teams in draft and in game， absolutely op pick

顯然EU世界賽的劇本就是“給LPL下路放輪子媽貓咪然後把他們送飽飽”

- 悠米必須毀滅！（來自短語 迦太基必須毀滅

- 貓貓在BP階段和比賽的時候都對EU隊伍進行了精神控制，太超模了

I don‘t know what it is， we just can’t seem to beat LPL。

- It‘s all mechanics man， it’s definitely not the fucking Yuumi every Goddamn game into feeding the botlane early。

我不造咋回事啊，我們就是贏不了LPL

- 是是是，一定是我們操作不行，一定不是每把前期那臭貓咪就天肥

Chinese Yuumi hits different

- lol Yuumi outdamaged all of g2

- ludens yuumi is the spawn of satan， istg

LPL的貓咪是另一個品種好吧

- 貓貓傷害比G2所有人都高

- 盧登貓貓就是撒旦後裔

Sivir + yuumi destroying EU teams’ hopes

Like didnt they watch Fnatic game yesterday？ Like didnt they watch Fnatic game yesterday？

Or MAD a week ago

希維爾和貓咪正在摧毀EU隊伍的希望

- 他們是不是沒看前兩天FNC打EDG的比賽啊？

- 一週前的MAD不也是這麼被送走的

Why can‘t we just deny the cat I don’t understand it， there is clearly a mental block against it

為什麼不Ban貓呢，我就搞不懂了，是被某種神秘力量控制了嗎

Wow Sivir with Yuumi carried in the lategame， what a shocking twist

哇，帶貓的希維爾後期亂C，真是一點都不意外呢

Ban Yuumi please， it‘s not fucking complicated， what are you doing

- Just fucking ban it， stop trying to fucking counter it and ban it， your tournament hopes are getting destroyed because you won’t fucking ban Yuumi， it’s insane

把貓給老子Ban了有那麼難嗎，在幹嘛

- 就他媽給我ban了，別想著去counter了，ban了完事。你們的S賽之旅正在因為不ban貓而毀滅，太誇張了

GAME 2：RGE vs TES

Trymbi： call an ambulance but not for me

- Euw Rakans are just different

- Special agent Trymbi absolutely smurfing in world

Trymbi：快叫救護車來——

——幫你叫得嘻嘻

- EU洛

- 特工Trymbi環遊世界

That engage with 100 health just so well played by Comp and Trymbi。

Comp和Trymbi在絲血的那波配合太精彩了

Malrang avenged G2 by picking LeeSin against Tian is some main character shit

- Thank you mister malrang

Malrang在小天對面選了瞎子為G2報仇酷斃了

- 謝謝您，馬先生

I didn’t expect Malrang to have such a nasty Lee Sin tbh

說實話沒想到Malrang的瞎子玩這麼溜

G2 carried EU last few years， it‘s RGE TIME！！

過去幾年我們靠G2帶飛EU賽區，現在是RGE時間了！！

Fun fact that many people will not have noticed：

There was a Gnar in this game

冷知識：這場比賽有個納爾

0/4/0 renek， 0/7/2 gnar

not what i expected from asian teams

0/4/0的鱷魚，0/7/2的納爾

沒想到你們是這樣的亞洲隊伍上單

Feed on， my wayward son♪

繼續送吧，我的乖兒子Wayward♪

No TES， you bunch of sillies。 You’re supposed to pick the cat， not ban it！

- doing rogue a favour

-TES coach， check you bank account

-TES the only LPL team to play on red side this round robin。 Unlucky。

不不不TES你們這幫笨蛋，你們不該ban貓，而是應該自己選

- 這是給咱Rogue幫忙

- 其實TES是LPL這一輪唯一一個打LEC在紅色方的隊伍，不走運啦

（EDG和JDG面對LEC隊伍都選用了希維爾貓咪）

GAME 3：DK vs EG

OH THE MISERY

- EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY ENEMY

- SPARE THE SYMPATHY

哦，痛苦♪

- 每個人都想與我為敵♪

- 別再假惺惺♪

（雙城之戰主題曲《ENEMY》的歌詞）

NA is 0-8， will we C9

NA已經0-8啦，會拿下第9敗嗎（諧音C9）

WE LOSE EVERY GAAAAAME

YOU’RE NOTHING SPECIAL

WE LOSE EVERY GAME

我們每場都輸輸輸輸輸

所以你們也沒什麼特別的

因為我們每一場都輸

I‘m pretty sure DK was also confused just as me with EG‘s nonstop purposeless desire to fight。

我估計DK和我一樣對EG這種永不停歇毫無意義的打團慾望感到疑惑

0-18 still alive LFG

0-18的紀錄正在創造中，衝鴨！