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鹿小小 - 皮卡丘可愛頌

鹿小小 - 皮卡丘可愛頌

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1、我身上沒啥突出的，如果有的話，應該是腰間盤。

There is nothing outstanding about me。 If there is one， it should be the waist plate。

2、世界上最遠的距離，莫過於公交車上我頻頻看你，你頻頻看我，我對你一見鍾情，而你卻緊緊地捂著錢包。

The furthest distance in the world， than the bus I frequently look at you， you frequently look at me， I fell in love with you at first sight， but you tightly clutched the wallet。

3、錢太委屈了，每個人都說愛它，卻把它拿去跟別人做交易。

Money is a grievance。 Everyone says they love it， but they trade it with others。

4、下雨天適合在家睡覺，天氣晴朗適合出去走走；漫長歲月，竟然沒有一天適合上班。

Rainy day is suitable for sleeping at home， sunny weather is suitable for walking out； Long years， actually not a day suitable for work。

5、最近頭有點癢，可能是在長腦子。

I‘ve been itching recently。 Maybe I’m growing a brain。

6、喜歡吃一樣東西是藏不住的，就算捂住嘴巴，口水還是會從指縫中溢位來。

Like to eat a thing is not to hide， even if cover your mouth， saliva will still overflow from the fingers。

7、要好好努力，然後多掙錢，才養得起自己這個愛吃的胃。

You have to work hard and earn more money so that you can afford to eat like a stomach。

8、不要再見面了，洗頭很累，洗髮水好貴；最重要的是：這個天洗頭真的好冷。

Do not meet again， shampoo is very tired， shampoo is very expensive； the most important thing is： shampoo is really cold this day。

9、偷偷告訴你們，我家的西紅柿是番茄味的，不要告訴別人。

Secretly tell you， my tomato is tomato flavor， don‘t tell others。

10、小太陽很忙，小云朵想吃糖，長頸鹿嫌脖子不夠長，掙錢這件事太迷茫！

The little sun is very busy， the little cloud wants to eat sugar， the giraffe dislikes the neck is not long enough， make money this matter too confused！

11、別試圖挑戰我，奧特曼是我大哥。

Don’t try to challenge me。 Altman is my big brother。

12、為什麼要提醒我“錢不是萬能的”？我才沒那麼貪心呢。我只想要錢而已，就沒指望它萬能。

Why remind me that “money is not everything”？ I‘m not that greedy。 I just want money， not everything。

13、別人笑起來面帶桃花，我笑起來哈哈哈哈！

Others smile face with peach blossom， I laugh ha ha ha！

14、和大家認識也挺久了，也沒給過大傢什麼福利；不如這樣，評論裡留下你最想要的東西， 然後你們自己攢錢去買，我監督你們。

I’ve known you for a long time， and I haven‘t given you any benefits。 Why don’t you leave what you want most in the comments， and then you save money to buy it， and I‘ll supervise you。

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